Hunters and Old Spice

"Hello, hunters, look at your pet, now back to me, now back at your pet, now back to me. Sadly, it isn’t me, but if it weren't a tenacity pet, it could dps like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re at the Maelstrom with the devilsaur your pet could dps like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an epic gun with two rare vanity pets. Look again, the vanity pets are now hardmode raid mounts. Anything is possible when your pet dpses like And A Dinosaur and not a tenacity pet. I’m on a shark." - DeathPaladin, WoW.com commenter